In this article, I’m going to reveal what the Feds discovered in a text from former President Trump. As a result of a Federal investigation, New York Police Commissioner Edward Caban is resigning.

Firstly, the Commissioner made the announcement just over a week after his phone was seized as part of a federal investigation. This is according to The Washington Times. Secondly, Caban was one of several high ranking city officials whose electronic devices were seized by federal investigators. Thirdly, A text from former President Trump was leaked.

That text read: “Commissioner, they’re eating dogs. They’re eating cats. By the way, where’s my Weiner dog? I haven’t seen him since Desantis bussed a group of Haitians to Trump Tower.”

Trump continued, “He’s trying to be cute. Him and Vivek. Real cute. I want my amazing dog back. My Weiner dog. Ohhh how Melania loves my amazing Weiner. That I can tell you.”

Trump added, “By the way, they can keep Melania’s stupid cat ‘Be Best!’. Be Best!… more like – Be In My Way! Always gettin in my friggin way. I like to call him ‘Get The Hell Outta My Way you stupid bastard!’ Another one, thinks he’s cute.”

Trump concluded: “Gotta do something about these Dine n’ Dash Haitians, Commissioner. Suspend Habeas Corpus? Just last week I saw one hit an unsuspecting pedestrian with his car.”

Trump clarified: “Or somebody’s car. It had no plate. So sad. He jumped out, didn’t even help. What a loser. Just started sprinkling him with salt and pepper! Who does that? Ohhh these migrants I tell ya. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. Now they’re bringing… seasoning. They’re bringing seasoning!”

Finishing, Trump signed off with “What they’re doing is a disgrace. It ends on Day 1 of my incredible administration. The most pet-friendly in history. That I can tell you.”